Tuesday, 10 June 2008

IBM: capabilizzles n innovative think'n ta ignite growth in yo business in all flavas

Tired of 'business value'? Seen one too many 'our strength lies in our people and consultative approach'? We've found a great tool called 'gizoogle' that translates websites into language you can really understand.

Take IBM for example. Ever wondered what solutions big blue actually offers for the kids on the street? Take a look here.

Turns out they don't really 'integrate hardware, software, business consulting and IT services into business solutions to meet your goals. IBM also has strong alliances with partners to deliver business solutions.'

Here's the truth*:

IBM integrates hardware, software, business consult'n n IT services into business solutions ta mizzle yo goals. IBM also has strong alliances wit partna ta deliva business solutions in tha mutha f***n club.

And here's what they do for the telecommunications industry (actually, its Telecommunicizzles):

Our view now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.: Telecom service provida that is strong collaborizzles can outperform they competizzles by mobbin' innovative services thiznat build loyalty among high-value playa. Read our latest accomplishment:
IBM wins Systems Integrator Bizzy Practices Award fo` business process redesign at T-Cizzom Croatia

So what have we learnt? Easy: turn to IBM next time you need to build loyalty among high-value playas.

Or visit http://www.gizoogle.com/ to see what your company is really saying...

* For a given, hoodie, version of truth